-You need a designated jawn. She dont got to be the driver. She doesn't even have to be sober. She just has to be logical and the voice of reason all times.
-You need homegirls who know what you fight face look like. Cause if you with someone who cant anticipate your moves, it might go down.
-Keep your ring and panties on at all times
-Sake is officially on the DO NOT DRINK List
-If your friends cant create a powerpoint for work, and bust someone ass, you not winning. You need better friends
-I have the BEST friends in the world
-Camera Phones are the devil
-Don't come out looking like you wanna get chose, when you've been chosen.
-Bring bread... Everywhere
-Take a sip of wine... it really does help.
-People don't listen when you tell them not to buy drinks for you on your birthday. Please plan accordingly
-If you don't have a perm, have a backup plan. Mine is the bun.
-You need a twitter, the re-cap is almost as fun as the night
Ok, when I get more Ill add them.
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