Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Poor Pussy Management

So, i am not sure if y'all remember this link i put up a few months back.... its one of my favorite youtube regulars hotdamnirock... but lets revisit



"All you bitches been dumb over a dick at least ONCE in your life"

Disclaimer-I hate the word pussy, but I am overlooking that today for purposes of this post

SMH. I thought posting the video and y'all watching it would be enough. But no. Apparently i need to elaborate. So here goes nothing...

YALL HOES OUT HERE NOT UTILIZING YOUR RESOURCES!

You have to do better with your vaginas. Like seriously. That shit aint Skittles... you don't have to share. This is the portal to your body. and everyone slips up and has sex that wasn't the best of decisions. I am not here to judge. But when y'all out here passing your moot like a hackey sack bag, what do you expect? I hope not a man. Smh.

The Magnum gods know I love sex. I really do. I have convos with myself talking myself out of having sex because it wouldn't be right to give it up to anyone offering hot sex and cold wine. I appreciate someone sweating my hair out for the greater good. I enjoy the bruises after (cast not your judgement), and id be lying if i didn't say I haven't been coo coo for cocoa puffs over a cock (i hate the word cock too but the word play just seemed to flow. lol). BUT at the end of the day, my pussy managed like a stock portfolio. Anyone who ran up in this joint like a crash dummy has been an amazing man (except for my ex but thats a Maury show not a mistake)... and Im pretty sure all but one (verdict still out on him) cared about me, and didn't just do it for a nut. I am not perfect. Ive slipped... but even the best of financial gurus had some stock in BP...

Lets look at where it can go wrong shall we...

Example-I know a girl who loves "aint shit" niggas. She is in a relationship, but she cheats on her man regularly. Just cause she LOVES sex. Thats not cool to me but whatever. but then she has sex with horrible grades of men, and gets mad when they play her and call her a hoe.

Poor. Pussy. Management. First off, you already fucking up by cheating on a good man... but why you cheating down. At least build your roster with good men. Keep someone on your team with some substance so when you man drops you like JHud drop that weight, you at least have a backup plan

Example 2- Girl is all around good woman. Cooks, Cleans, 2 Masters, has her own place, but she fucks the same type of men. All the time. And they know each other. Does she care? I honestly don't know. But I am going to say no cause she still doing it. The men know what she doing, and do they care? No, cause they getting the pussy. Lawd

I wish I could just say she s a hoe, but no. Its deeper than that. She feels genuine connections with these niggas. She doesn't look at them like a dick down... she looks at them with possibilities to settle down. Thats what kills me. I don't care i you want to fuck the whole Jets team... just know its a fuck.. not a future. Its actually sad cause I've sad "she i never gonna get married" to 3 different men at 3 afferent times who know her and their responses were all the same "Never!"

Im not saying you got to be out here acting stank, and acting like your vagina is the Pink Panther Diamond and keeping it under wraps... but manage it better. Dont go treating it like you first car and letting everyone drive it in and disrespect it cause you know you gonna get a better one eventually. Nah, this the only pussy you got. Kegels can tighten it up, but kegels aint miracle water. it don't cure AIDS. Kegels also are not that amnesia stick from Men In Black... they don't erase peoples memories. You still gonna be there girl who had sex with all the Greek niggas on campus... You still gonna be the joint that sucked him off in the middle of a party... you still gonna be THAT girl...

I want the best for y'all. Treat y'all vaginas like y'all treat you money. Yea, you may spend a little too much on some shit you know you have no business of buying sometimes, but at the end of the day, sound wisely, and save when necessary...

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