This is a WARNING!

Ladies. This is a PSA. Men have received their manuals…

Some of you are looking at the screen confused. I know. Y’all are cute. But your naïve. You need to pay special attention to this post because it just might save your life…

So I repeat. Ladies… this is a Public Service Announcement. Men have received their Summer 2012 edition of “How to keep #HER close while you wild out” manual. Be careful.

In the past week, my SMS has been on tilt. My GAN (if you don’t know what a GAN is please read here) been saying all the right things and even had me smiling at my phone. Ex jawns been spitting game smoother than Billy D. Williams voice. I’m like… nah. This too much of a coincidence…. Is it a full moon? (Full Moon post coming soon) I checked the calendar… Nope… a regular crescent joint… then I took notice of the date. The end of March. I paused… and thought back to last year this time… and cringed. Ratchet season aka YOLO season aka Summer, was rapidly approaching. April 1st is like the pre-season kickoff. So come Sunday… be prepared for the fuckery. Once the heat gets turnt up… so do niggas. It’s been a summer tradition then all men lose their act right once the cargo shorts come out and girls put their maxi dresses on. They don’t mean any harm (usually) but the rise in the heat, usually causes a rise in their hormones, then something else rises… and well then… that’s when shit gets real.

But what does he do when he already started the cuffing process (unintentionally, cause all smart men and women, do not cuff after February because they know in 2 months they going to act a fool), and he really like her… but he not trying to drag her to every BBQ, or check in all the time, or not be able to use the line “But I’m not your man though” or as I like to call it… the Get Out of Jail free card. Oh he knows what to do… you know why… because they have a manual. I’ve said this before but I know men have a rule book. I know its not a coincidence that different men say almost identical answer in similar situations with different women. They’ve practiced, they’ve studied, and they’ve read the manual. However, summer a different type of life. That’s why they have a special edition… Kind of like the fall fashion edition of Vogue for us. It tells them exactly what to do to handle the season accordingly, so they don’t lose all their joints come September, but still have a poppin summer. They want to make sure that you don’t go astray when they don’t text all day, or putting spending time with the boys before spending some time with you. They want to make sure come September they bed not colder than Eskimo pussy because they didn’t know how to handle the situation accordingly.... in other words...THEY ON THEIR SHIT! So what do you do we do?

Pray.

No, seriously. Men will have your head fucked up. Be prepared. That’s the best way to handle it. Know its coming. You can’t change it. This is nature boo. And if you could change nature, you stop that monthly red miracle before now wouldn’t you? Ok. So let’s get realistic. Don’t stress it. Enjoy your summer. He is enjoying his. Know that this isn’t malicious. It’s mental. He probably really does like you but the sun starts trouble that the moon finishes when its summer time. He may not even be messing with other joints, so don’t take me saying “enjoy your summer” as a reason to hoe. Again, I repeat… I never told you to bust it wide open for a nigga in Cargo shorts and a nutcracker because your GAN aint acting right. Im saying don’t stress. Hang out with your friends, go to rooftop bars, look your best, spend all night on a Wednesday having fun then go to work on Thursday. If you see him out, give him a hug, and a peck on the cheek… maybe send him a text telling him he look extra good with a fresh shape up (niggas love when you compliment they shape up)… and then LEAVE HIM ALONE! Don’t cause a scene because he talking to another girl. No mamita… cause now you the crazy jawn. My advice… make sure he sees that you see him, don’t acknowledge it, then address it later. She might be a friend… but now your time and his time is ruined because you couldn’t have a seat. I usually address it by reminding him why he not going to go anywhere (take that how you want lol). Now, if he blatantly disrespectful, I can’t tell you how to react… but I’m not one for arguing in public so that’s on you. Lol. However, enjoy your summer… don’t be the party popper. Its just as much your season as it is his. Sip the henny colada slow… see him when you can, and just enjoy. The Summer is always fun if you take advantage of it. Live alittle… cause niggas die a lot. These men are tricky… don’t let them fuck you head up… And if all else fails…

Pray.