Boo, Why we haven't Skyped yet?

"Oh, you got a Macbook Pro? When you gonna ichat a nigga?"

Wait...

Y'all serious? Like someone said this to me. Those exact words...

I am starting to hate technology

Like, I hate talking on the phone... Rather text or talk in person. On the phone i can't gauge your facial expressions... Always been awkward to me. Text messaging was a gift from Baby Jesus himself. I can think about my response, review and edit if necessary. Think its my control issues. lol

Enter Skype. I actually liked it keyword: liked. Cause you got the comfort of seeing the person face and having a convo. But it as to be someones face I want to see. Y'all new new niggas take things to far... exchanging Skype names like Nextel pins (which i still ain't give out all crazy). And it don't stop there... Apparently after 3 Skype dates, clothes are prohibited...

GET THE WHOLE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

See why you can't give minorities nothing? Y'all take a good thing and turn it into a Pinky porn. Im not gonna lie, I got caught up in the Skype hype... went from skpyng in a hoodie... to skyping in camisoles... unwrapping my hair (when it was wrapped) quickly when I heard the familiar ring... putting n the MAC gloss i know looks best in the camera. Looking poppin for a nigga that aint even tuck his drag cape in for me.

But that was different. We texted all day, Skyped all night. We had legit convos... not Skype sex. He was out of town, and I actually cared about him...

Maybe I am weird. I reserve certain things for certain people. Like people who put their numbers on Facebook... or emails on twitter... I got nothing for them. It won't be me. Those are direct links to me. I don't want you to have those unless I am have a certain level of comfort with you...

Technology has changed the whole courting game. And I'm actually disgusted by it. I was one of the joints leery in chat rooms... yea I would give you by a/s/l... but when you tried to meet up, you got deleted off my Buddy List. Not everyone had my screen name. Now, a few texts and chat convos and people think they know you. They pressing you for Skype dates like you owe them money


To each his own, and if you down for that... just don't ask me to pop a titty out on Skype...

After you get cursed out... it will be cricket quiet...