Monday, October 24, 2011

Me Time

So, This may get a bit too much for some... but at least I told y'all



This post is about masturbating

(y'all can leave now if you want)


This is such a touchy ass subject (pun intended). At 20 something, the fact that some females don't do this boggles my mind. So, y'all having that much consistent sex that y'all don't need to maturate? If you are, I really do wish to be you. But I know people who don't. I am not making this post about anyone in particular but I have to say that I have two homegirls (who like maybe even love sex). And they are not getting sex consistently... yet they have never masturbated. Man listen... Not to get too much into my own personal "me time", but If I didn't, I would of never stayed faithful to my ex. They ask "Whats the point, Id rather be getting the real thing"... You and me both. Trust and believe I will never, ever, EVER say "Sorry, can't come over to smash cause I am gonna handle it here myself" Nope.... Not never. This is a replacement. Like, you really want a steak cause you have a craving for meat (again, pun intended) but for whatever reason, its not available... So you get a hamburger. Its not the same thing... but its gonna hold you over.

I would never ever push the issue on them. We have had convos, and I have heard people be like "y'all crazy" "I can't believe y'all" "y'all need to start"... I don't believe in pushing this particular issue. Masturbating, like sex, is mainly mental. If your not mentally prepared or your heads not in the game, you are basically giving yourself a GYN exam. There is no point. When they are ready, they will try, and they will understand.

I hardly have time for myself (Im on a roll, no?) never mind to find a new man to get to know, chill with, and trust enough to give him the moot magic. Between STD's, frauds, 2 degrees of separation, twitter, making sure your homegirl didn't talk to him, he might be crazy, or my favorite "he may not be worth the increase in body count", who got time to figure all that out and not have any type of "release" before he clears the background check... ill tell you who doesn't... Me.

I also think, that females feel a bit more in tune with themselves and their sexuality when they get it poppin with themselves. You feel more confident, less stressed, and you know that nothing is wrong with you if you aren't... umm... having positive results... with another person. Im all about sex with another person, but as someone who is picky, and not having consistent sex, this is an alternative.

At the end of the day, there is not a million sex shops in soho for no reason. Pleasure parties are not being put on weekly for lack of nothing better to do. This shit is effective. So, I am an advocate for (safe) shared sex, but if its just not happening for you, buy some candles... put on that trey songs playlist... pull up pornhub on the comp (y'all better not be judging!!), and bust out that rabbit, vibrator, whatever battery or manually operated apparatus you need.

I still wish I was having sex with another person tho... lol

(ok, one more song)


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